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Joey Bag-a-donuts – Lyrics
Has student debt, and a car loan too
Eats popcorn, hot dogs, drinks Mountain Dew
Buys on credit, as Joey’s not wealthy
Bit overweight ‘cause he doesn’t eat healthy
He’s pretty subtle, at times a bit crude
He’s ok, just an average dude!!!
Believes in God, but not in church
Into crypto on Youtube research
He’s not a rebel, just a stubborn fool
His glory days back in high school
An immigrant but from centuries ago
He’s nothing special, an average Joe!
He’s allergic to nuts!
Joey Bag-a-Donuts!
He’s stuck in a rut
Joey Bag-a-Donuts!
He likes boobs and butts
Joey Bag-a-Donuts!
Not handy not a klutz
Joey Bag-a-Donuts!
No prude, no slut
Joey Bag-a-Donut!
No coward, no guts
Joey Bag-a-Donuts!
Hates his boss and his occupation
Tattoo’s meaning lost in translation
Weekends he drinks a few Bud lights
He’s pretty chill but his wife’s uptight
So ordinary, surely not elite
He’s no banker but, the guy on main street
In his bedroom closet, he hides his gun
Visits Disneyland, for family fun
He has two dogs and he likes to cook
TV’s on daily, never reads a book
He’s no beginner, also not a pro
A bit basic, just average Joe
He’s allergic to nuts!
Joey Bag-a-Donuts!
He’s stuck in a rut
Joey Bag-a-Donuts!
He likes boobs and butts
Joey Bag-a-Donuts!
Not handy not a klutz
Joey Bag-a-Donuts!
No prude, no slut
Joey Bag-a-Donut!
No coward, no guts
Joey Bag-a-Donuts!
His wife is Jane, he’s Matt James or John
He’s sometimes right, just as often wrong
Constantly quotes The Big Lebowski
Under the doormat, he hides his house key
Only has one password on Mozilla
Has no sixpack, looks plain vanilla!
He’s allergic to nuts!
Joey Bag-a-Donuts!
He’s stuck in a rut
Joey Bag-a-Donuts!
He likes boobs and butts
Joey Bag-a-Donuts!
Not handy not a klutz
Joey Bag-a-Donuts!
No prude, no slut
Joey Bag-a-Donut!
No coward, no guts
Joey Bag-a-Donuts!
